"The vampire, excuse me, vampiress, here is gross. No sexually thrilling soft-porn thoughts should surface for anyone. A true horror film without that stupid "perfect eyes in the morning" shot. The blood upon Helen’s face is like afterbirth – so be ready. And the family’s kill room, err basement, needs a bucket of warm soapy bleachy water – and soon. ‘Nough said? A+ on creep factor!"